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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Reading between the lines
By dhinchak @ 6:42 PM :: 2 Comments :: 1981 Views ::

Appraisal :-

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.


Sd/-
Project Leader


A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:


That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd
lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 for my true assessment of him.


Regards,
Project Leader

Comments
By alap_ghosh @ 4/21/2005 12:40 PM
Genius,

Next time around, if you have post a wise one with numerical differentiation, try separating the lines that we don't have to read.

As we all know, Engees is a very phunny language.

Cheers,
Dhurinder Bhatawdekar by night (Alap Ghosh)

By ajay @ 4/21/2005 4:22 PM
Hmm... management are you reading :) ...

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