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Time Management To Deliver a BABY -- By Software Professionals
By dhinchak @ 7:45 PM :: 0 Comments :: 2062 Views
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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
5) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't need a man or woman, i'll still produce a child with zero resources.
6) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether the child is delivered, i'll just document 9 months.
7) QA Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.
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and the last one..
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8) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby
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