1 .) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send toU by
friends whose faces U cant remember.

2.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

3.) When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (and
U actually feel guilty about it).

4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing
Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5.) After U switch on your TV, U spend some time looking for a mouse.

6.) U send Microsoft Office mails with voting buttons to fix the time
for a meeting with friends.

7.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.

8.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.

9.) U havent played Solitaire with real cards in years.

10.) U tell everyone your favourite book is "Who Moved my Cheese?"
when in reality U couldnt even finish that. Ur real favourite book is
the Oracle manual for PL/SQL.

11.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl
in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

12.) U dont go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'on
site' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.

12.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes,
drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late
working hours.

13.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or threepeople max,
including yourself.

14.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

15.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you
at the exam.

16.) Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether itaccepts
'Ticket restaurant' coupons or 'Sodhexo' passes.

17.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

18.) U read this list and kept nodding & smiling.

19.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who
are also in IT.