Random Bakwaas is what happens when four whale-sized bearded men, a newly married woman and a skinny young dude with one eyebrow raised get together and think of doing something that results in laughs for overworked minds. Bored, dejected, dissatisfied, angry, disgusted, skewed and just plain unaffected office goers ... welcome to the center of the satirical universe of corporate comedy, the desktop empire of slapstick, the puke spot of under-stocked pantries, the purgatory palace of shining campuses, THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF RED TAPE and maybe the only way you and your boss will ever share a joke on your VPs without either getting fired ... presenting RANDOM BAKWAAS

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Now that this little but greatly useful trinket has been passed on to you, for people scratching their heads on what “bakwaas” is, read below. Desi brothers please excuse.

bak·waas  Pronunciation Key  (bŭk - väs) n. Nonsense. Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded. Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense. Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense. Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children.

This would make Random Bakwaas a place or condition or spoken word of no meaning, no sense, no value and no practical use other than causing intense suffering for the person who lets it out and intense fun for the people who are audience to it.

Let’s move on to what you can do while you are here at Random Bakwaas. The four whales and their cronies mentioned above thought of making RB (as they affectionately know this temple of tragedy) a place where working and unemployed people to come and RANT on the forums. Other such people will come, read their rants, comment on their rants, share common rants and rate these rants. These rated rants will make it to the article space, a hall of fame/blame/shame/sorrow/comedy that make for good reading and great laughing. Once a year, the most random of all bakwaas that emerges from traumatized executive, administrative, managerial and secretarial minds (or anyone who can come up with class bakwaas) will get a special award. A chance to get beaten up by the blue whale of the RB founders (If a hot traumatized chick wins then the whale might settle for marrying her and making her loose her marbles). Unless if the blue whale is institutionalized by then, in that case a real award. So award fishers and free loaders, read, make merry and puke on.

A note from the blue whale … for people with an IQ of less than 80, please visit the “How Do I” section that is created especially for you. Though we’d wonder how you even got here with an IQ that low.

Cheers.